Pet Names That Girls Give To Guys
Pet names in general are just so unattractive, and then a girl goes over board with it and starts calling their guys every stupid name under the moon! In this blog rant I am only going to list a few:
The Basics:
Dear- This one I can live with; I throw out the occasional ‘dear’ myself. It is still annoying if it used to much and on the wrong person.
Hun- This is one that kind of drive me crazy, especially when someone that I do not like at all thinks that I am her ‘hun’. no. I am not. This is also a name that my GRANDMA calls my GRANDPA. See where I am getting at? Only old people use this.
Sugar- I just feel awkward when this is said. I don’t understand how a guy could put up with this, it should make them feel like the woman in the relationship because that is what it sounds like.
Sweetie- I am embarrassed for all the guys that get called this. This is also a man-power degrader. It reminds me of a My Little Pony. Guys, if you like being a pony then I don’t see a problem.
Sugar/Sweetie Pie- Stop that.
Muffin- You are not a pie or a muffin. Stop it.
Boo- Why? Why do girls have to make their men sound like they are children..?
Baby- I saved the worst for last. When I see or hear a girl calling their boyfriends Baby, I physically cringe. A guy that even lets their girl even think of calling them this, they deserve a quick punch to the throat. MAN up. This makes you sound like less of a man. If you enjoy being a baby boy then go right ahead. You probably can’t get any one else anyway with the self-esteem that you just lost with your current girlfriend.
You’re Slutty, Not Country.
Here is an example of how the “country” girls in school act:
“Hi, my name is (insert name here), and I am a true country girl. I listen to country music even though I hated it all but a year ago; the modern day stuff taught me how to drink and smoke and pretend I like trucks just to be called a country girl, but I really drive my expensive car that my daddy bought for me. Truck Night at Yankee Lake is my favorite place to go because I like to get wasted and make out with strangers on the back of their tailgate; hey, I’ll be their “tanned-leg Juliet” for one night if it means adding one more STD to my collection! Just a few more to go! Yes! And I know that I will NOT be leaving that place without a hickey just to show people how much I love being country.
“Anyways, that is not all. I like hunting even if I never kill anything because I just go out there to take pictures with my daddy’s gun just to prove to those nonbelievers that I am a hardcore, back in the woods country girl. I tried to like fishing but after I found out I actually had to touch a worm, I was like ‘Aw, hell nah!’ They climb out of dirt and I can’t get my hundred dollar manicure all messed up!
“I also think that dressing skanky is going to make me a true country girl. Flannel shirt tied up at the bottom to show of my new belly button ring, and cut-off jeans that barely cover my butt are what the public are looking for. All I have to do is tie my bleach blonde hair with shit-brown roots in pigtails, and then top it off with a cowboy hat and I will be good to go! Cowboy boots that hurt my feet but look like a true country girl accessory are most needed! Something camo is also a must need; if I don’t have something in that color, I will never fit in with the rest if the country girls and boys!
“Cows poop all the time, pigs eat smelly things, chickens smell bad, horses scare me, sheep eat my top of the line hundred dollar clothing, and doing labor in the field and barn are not my thing. I would prefer making out with my for now boyfriend, getting mani’s and pedi’s, going shopping with my daddy’s credit card, bleaching my hair until I am forced to wear a wig, and then coming home and sleeping after a long, tiring day of doing nothing but being an absolute waste of space and money.
“Country girl right over here, boys! Come and get me!”
I hope I have made people that act like this realise how annoying they sound.
